A really gross story about a glass of merlot' I drank last night .

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r8derfan

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Last night I was having some Merlot. On one of the sips there was a small object on my tongue. I didn't spit it out right away. I was using my tongue to figure out what the heck it was. Hmm. Well finally I reached in to get it off my tongue. It was a black fly.
 
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Whimsy

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I thought it was a black fly in you Chardonnay?

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

Sorry, it just started playing in my head.
 
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Rubysky

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Yuk!
I'm sure he didn't drink much.
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duskbat

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at least he drowned drunk and happy in your merlot. ya shoulda taken it down for a bit of protine :)
 
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r8derfan

Guest
I'd rather get my protein from Chicken or Beef, thank you very much. :lol
 
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