There has been another virus outbreak!! It must be terrorism!
Mike Vick, the outstanding quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons has been out with a stomach virus! Yes, the outbreak has spread from cruise ships to football players! They are closing the Georgia Dome to sanitize all the seats, doors, restrooms, and food facilities! Officals are canceling the next sailing, I mean game due to the epidemic!
They are also considering closing down the practice field as well. The NFL has made a statement that they are not sure how or why this epidemic has struck and they are taking all precautions. Fans and players to the games will be given letters warning them of the risks of attending an event where such a horrid epidemic has taken place.
The FBI and CIA are checking into whether this outbreak was some fiendish plot of al-Qaeda or biological attack by Iraq. US citizens are being advised to seal their homes, live in plastic bubbles and never leave their homes for the remainder of their lives due to this terrible virus that lasts 1 to 2 days.
Please note that the part about Mike Vick having a stomach virus is true. The rest should show how stupid the press and many people are. Yes, my disgust on this topic is starting to show through, sorry.
