So Sorry we are both sober....but check this out:
"Category CC - Celebrity Concierge Class
Decks: Penthouse Deck, Vista Deck, Vista Deck, Penthouse Deck
Occupancy: Sleeps 2 guests (Some Sleep 3)
Description: Concierge Class staterooms have floor-to-ceiling sliding glass doors, with two twin beds that can be converted to a queen-sized bed, considerable closet space, a private bathroom with shower, as well as a sitting desk area with drawer space, and a sofa bed. Each stateroom also has it’s own 23 inch LCD-HD interactive television with VCR, thermostat controlled air-conditioning, direct-dial telephone and voice mail, wireless internet access, hair dryer, mini bar, individual safe, 100% cotton towels and linens, complimentary use of bathrobes, and 24 hour room service.
Special Concierge Amenities: Your stateroom includes concierge class amenities including daily fruit, hors d’oeuvres, and flowers; as well as a leather key holder, tote bag, and personalized stationary. Staterooms also have upgraded bed and bath features like duvets and pillow top mattresses, a menu of pillows, double thick Frette bathrobes, oversized bath towels, and a Hansgrohe® showerhead. Some staterooms are equipped with upper Pullman-style bunk beds to accommodate a third or fourth person sharing the room. Staterooms 1122, 1126, 1129, and 1133 have 116 sq ft verandas.
Square Footage: 175 sq ft
Balcony Square Footage: 42 sq ft "
Sounds phony to you ????