Don't blame me...................

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conniecat

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[size=x-large]............I don't make them up,

I just repeat them:



What do you call it when a parrot loses his memory?
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Polynesia.



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Man goes to his doctor, with a leaf of lettuce

sticking out of his ear.

“This is really strange,†the doctor says,

“I have never seen this before.â€Â

“Yeah,†the guy says. “ its pretty unique but,
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Its just the tip of the iceberg.â€Â


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Why did Dorothy and Toto get lost in the land of Oz?
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They had 3 men giving them directions.


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An accountant goes into his office, only to find a

strange man sitting in his chair with his feet propped

up on the desk.

“What are you doing here?â€Â, He asks

The man leans over and whispers, “I think I’m a moth.â€Â

The accountant answers, “Ok, so you’re crazy,

but what are you doing in my office?â€Â

“WellÀÂ, the guy says,
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GloBug

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Connie, believe me when I say that Parrots do not ever lose their memory. They remember every fricken time you have ever kissed and hugged your new puppy in front of them, and they make you pay for it. SUCH drama queens are they, and if you are owned by a parrot, you know exactly what I mean.
 
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J.E. M.

Guest
How about the old couple in the doctor's office, where the doctor said to the husband, we need a blood, stool, and urine sample. The old man said to the wife, what did the doctor say? She said you need to leave your shorts!
 
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