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duskbat
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Subject: dusty underwear
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>One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
>'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
>would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
>
>His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
>comment go unrewarded.
>
>The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
>'What the Hell is this??', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
>appeared when he shook them out.
>
>'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder
>in my underwear?'
>
>She replied with a snicker:....
>
>'It's not talcum powder......
>
>It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
>
>One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
>'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
>would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
>
>His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
>comment go unrewarded.
>
>The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
>'What the Hell is this??', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
>appeared when he shook them out.
>
>'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder
>in my underwear?'
>
>She replied with a snicker:....
>
>'It's not talcum powder......
>
>It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
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