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Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
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Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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Is Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
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Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
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If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Isn't it just stale bread to begin with?
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
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If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
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If "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language, then is "I Do" the longest sentence?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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If the parsley farmer goes into debt, do you garnish his wages?
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you still touch it to be sure?
 
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