ok, ok, another blonde joke

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Hucc

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Three blondes trapped on an island
Three blondes are trapped on an island. They find a lamp, give it a rub and out pops a Genie. The Genie says "I have been trapped in that lamp for 5 thousand years! I will grant each of you a wish for releasing me!".

The first blond thinks about it and says "I want to be clever enough to get off this island." The Genie turns her into a brunette and she swims for it.

The second blond thinks and says "I want to be clever enough to get off this island." The genie turns her into a brunette and she builds a raft and paddles a way.

The third blond says "I want to be more clever than both of those too and still be clever enough to get off this island." The Genie turns her into a man and she walks across the bridge.
 
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Rubysky

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A bridge from an island? I don't think so.

That isn't the way I heard it. Quit trying to change jokes to suit your male self.
This one makes more sense.

Three blond guys are stranded on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.

The first blond guy prays to God to make him smart enough to think of a way to cross the river. God turns him into a brown haired man, and he swam across.

The second blond guy prays to God to make him even smarter, so he can think of a better way to cross the river. God turns him into a red-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

The third blond guy prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.
 
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Hucc

Guest
:lol ruby -- :grin

THe keys in Florida are pretty much all islands connected by bridges. :)
 
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Rubysky

Guest
I thought the keys were islets :lol

What is this fascination with blonds anyway?
 
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