OT - Notice for those visiting my home :)

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ShipMaven

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[Just received this and HAD to share] :grin


Subject: NOTICE - To People Who Visit My Home

1. The dog lives here. You don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes,
stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I
and so do you. What's your point?

4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.

5. It's his nature to try to sniff your crotch.
Please feel free to sniff his.

6. I like him a lot better than I like most
people.

7. To you he is a dog. To me he is an adopted
child who is hairy, walks on all fours and does not
speak clearly. I have no problem with any of
these things.

8. Dogs are easier than kids. They eat less,
don't ask for money all the time, are easier
to train, usually come when called, never
drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using
friends, don't smoke or drink, don't
worry about whether they have the latest
fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a
gazillion dollars for college, and - if they get
pregnant you can sell the pups.


~ The same applies for the cats, except they
will ignore you...until you're asleep.~


:USA :UK :AUSTRALIA :USA



Post Edited (04-08-03 01:36)
 
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ShipMaven

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OOPS - My apologies. I uploaded this to the wrong Forum. :( Sorry about that.....
 
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sage

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ShipMaven,

I loved the post. I have three dogs, and never once have they asked to drive the car or returned said car with an empty tank. They are better than a dust buster at gathering up each and every crumb that may have been dropped. And last, but not least, they never change the channel when you are watching a program. Thanks so much for the posting.
 
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sail7seas

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That's great Maven......We ceded ownership to our house long ago and are grateful the "pooch" lets us live with her.....And, she even lets us pay the bills!!! What 'a Dog!
 
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ShipMaven

Guest
Isn't it amazing how we all can relate to these animal tales? :lol

Now...if only I could dress Pucci and bring him on board as my hirsute "child" - undoubtedly better behaved than some. :(

:USA :UK :AUSTRALIA :USA
 
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