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Angels, as Explained by Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."
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Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos
anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."
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Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you
go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."
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Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to
go do something else."
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Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much
good for science."
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Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."
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Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to
heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."
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Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."
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Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money
under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the
winter."
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Sara, 6 "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a
very good carpenter."
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Jared, 8 "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and
boys didn't go for it."
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Antonio, 9 "My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big
head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."
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Katelynn, 9 "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick
animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they
help the child get over it."
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Vicki, 8 "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in
love, they shoot arrows at them."
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold."
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Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos
anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it."
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Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel. First, you die. Then you
go to heaven; then there's still the flight training to go through. And
then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes."
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Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to
go do something else."
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Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much
good for science."
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Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!."
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Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to
heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead."
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Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado."
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Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you
lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money
under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the
winter."
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Sara, 6 "Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a
very good carpenter."
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Jared, 8 "All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and
boys didn't go for it."
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Antonio, 9 "My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big
head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth."
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Katelynn, 9 "Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick
animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they
help the child get over it."
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Vicki, 8 "What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in
love, they shoot arrows at them."