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Bruce
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
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Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Is it possible to have a civil war?
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Why do people ask where the self-help section is at bookstores?
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She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Are all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets, going as ghosts, really going as mattresses?
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
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Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
#
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
#
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
#
Is it possible to have a civil war?
#
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
#
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
#
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
#
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
#
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
#
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
#
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
#
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
#
Why do people ask where the self-help section is at bookstores?
#
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
#
Are all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets, going as ghosts, really going as mattresses?
#
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
#
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
#
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
#
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
#
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
#
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?