Quote Of the Day

[glo-ree-bee]

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Red Skelton

 

[bob]

We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. - Carlos Castaneda

 

[glo-ree-bee]

"The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires." --William Arthur Ward

 

[bob]

Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day - Alfred E Neuman

 

[bob]

Went to the Pub again last night.
There was this very BIG woman dancing on a table. I said, “Good legs.” The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”
I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
W. C. Fields

 

[glo-ree-bee]

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin

 

[bob]

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles M. Schulz

 

[glo-ree-bee]

“I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.”

― Ronald Reagan

 

[bob]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Don't know who said it but I like it!

 

[Flyingfish]

I Still Feel 30, except when I try to run - Bob Newhart

(great Reagan quote!)

 

[bob]

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. - Groucho Marx

 

[Flyingfish]

Sometimes you need to unplug your life, wait 60 seconds, and then plug it back in.

 

[bob]

There are few things in life that hard liquor and a hammer won't fix. - Jeff Foxworthy

 

[glo-ree-bee]

1. 
   
2. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
   -- George Burns
   

 

[bob]

And also said:
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

 

[Flyingfish]

also, … "It's good to be here. AT 98 it's good to be anywhere."

 

[glo-ree-bee]

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx

 

[bob]

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. - Jack Benny

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Here is a thought for Valentine's Day

‘If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?’
Anonymous