Quote Of the Day

[Flyingfish]

Only dead fish go with the flow.

 

[bob]

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Happy Valentine Day

Bil Keane

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

 

[bob]

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make men stupid.
- Dave Barry

 

[bob]

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

 

[glo-ree-bee]

 

[bob]

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

 

[glo-ree-bee]

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

 

[bob]

A friend will help you move a sofa, a good friend will help you move a body................................

 

[glo-ree-bee]

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

John Wagner

 

[glo-ree-bee]

 

[bob]

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West

 

[bob]

My favorite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. - Groucho Marx

 

[glo-ree-bee]

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." - Yogi Berra

He said some very funny things!

 

[glo-ree-bee]

WELL --- I'll just keep putting In my favorites!

 

[bob]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

 

[glo-ree-bee]

I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. – By Gilda Radner

 

[bob]

Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.............