Quote Of the Day

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask ‘Where have I gone wrong’, then a voice says to me ‘This is going to take more than one night’. - Charlie Brown
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation! - Alfred E Neuman
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. - Jackie Gleason
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
This country has far more problems than it deserves and far more solutions than it applies. - Ralph Nader
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much. - Buddy Hackett
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
A friend will help you move a sofa... A good friend will help you move a body.................
 

glo-ree-bee

Staff Captain
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

And we have a saying in our house === Time wounds all HEELS!!! (In other words, don't try to take revenge or sweat slights --- time will take care of the person who causes you pain)
 

bob

Community Manager Part Time Dinosaur
Staff member
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
 
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