Quote Of the Day

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This is Monday --- surely you have a quote!!!!

Lonely isn't a feeling when you're alone, lonely is a feeling when no one cares.

James Merrow quotes |

 

[bob]

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses. She's got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me? - Robin Williams

 

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On cable TV they have a weather channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. ~Dan Spencer

 

[bob]

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. - Rodney Dangerfield

Now, Bob, that made me laugh out loud and my hubby asked me what I was laughing about!

 

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“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

There were so many funny quotes about sex that I could barely make up my mind! So I chose the one that was one which wouldn't offend anyone, darn it.

 

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“Compassion is like mother giving love to her children. Mother’s ways are higher than others, even when everyone rejects, mother accepts with her arms open and wide.”
― Amit Ray
I would hope this is true for every child and given by every Mother.

 

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To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. Bernard Baruch

 

[bob]

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns

 

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"There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy... like nailing a jelly to a tree for example." ~ Anonymous

 

[bob]

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

 

[Flyingfish]

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out..." - Hunter S. Thompson

This has to be one of my very favorites!!

 

[bob]

Somebody down the line added the tag line to it "Screaming what a hell of a ride"

 

[bob]

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Flyingfish]

yes, that part wasn't on the quote I saw. Gives it more dimension!

 

[bob]

actually later i realized i missed the way i first heard it "Screaming sombitch what a hell of a ride"

however, your right either way it does add a new perspective

 

[bob]

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. - Steven Wright

 

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[bob]

I’m responsible only for what I say, not what you understand. – John Wayne

 

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