ROFLMBO Spousal Abuse in Golden! ha ha ha

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BostonsJ

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OK I'm 5 " 4" Mike is 6" 8 " . So I go out the back door to water my flowers, Mike is sitting in the office. I go around the front and I water the flowers there.

As I come in through the front door Mike comes around the office corner and lunges toward me. Of course I yell woahhhhhhhhh and he stops before he reaches me and then I start laughing my butt off.

He had this funny look on his face. He said I never heard you go out I thought someone was coming through the front door. I said yes someone was me. And you need a hearing aid. :lol :lol I couldn't stop laughing. He wasn't amused.
 
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conniecat

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Judy, I think you are the one who needs the bubble wrap!! Or, one of those beep things trucks use when they back up.
 
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BostonsJ

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LOL Connie when we were out doing errands I said Mike you almost decked me this morning didn't you? He said yes, I had no idea you were outside. I heard someone coming up the steps and then the front door open he said they might have made it two steps in but they weren't going to make it three....egaaadddddds. Good thing I yelled woooahhhhhhh. I had better wear a bell around my neck I'm often times going outside in the night to look at the sky and the stars. One night I was walking Pheobe he thought I was in bed and he locked me out. =lolgang
 
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Cruise cutie

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hey you be telling Mistah he best be behaving...:evil..or I'll have to be headin in to take care of my Sistah..who is also 5'4".to Mark's 6'3".....:grin Sigh WHY is it tall, tall men have to haves spouses who be *petite*????..and all the neeeded stuff is on the TOP shelf???..:grin..later gator..Joanne
 
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