Secret to a Happy Life?

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conniecat

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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long and happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing." the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six." he said.
 
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Gayle V

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That would have been funny if I hadn't just had a patient at work that could have been that old/young man. This fellow was only 33, and I thought he was sixties or more. And an ill one at that. His skin and teeth looked dreadful. Mostly likely all due to a drug problem. So sad.
 
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