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PRESIDENT IN 2008?
Here we are already discussing the future President of the
United States in the Year 2008.
For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have
a solution: It is time we have a highly qualified woman as President.
One choice is a very special lady who has the answers to all our
problems.
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...
[sup]MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT![/sup]
Very eloquently put .. don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety". "I can't use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."...
Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives
me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll
do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt.
This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
are urinate and attend funerals ."
"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
same size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?? (Now that's
scary!)"
"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere,
you may be dead."
Here we are already discussing the future President of the
United States in the Year 2008.
For those of you who would like a choice for President, we have
a solution: It is time we have a highly qualified woman as President.
One choice is a very special lady who has the answers to all our
problems.
PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...
[sup]MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT![/sup]
Very eloquently put .. don't you think?
Maxine on "Driver Safety". "I can't use the cell phone in the
car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."...
Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives
me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good
mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll
do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is
kicking somebody in the butt twice."
Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt.
This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
are urinate and attend funerals ."
"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
same size bucket."
"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."
"Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of
old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?? (Now that's
scary!)"
"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than a Kia."
"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere,
you may be dead."
