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duskbat
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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from
such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered
belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite
you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
men who will enjoy reading it.
:bat
such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered
belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest
act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite
you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
men who will enjoy reading it.
:bat
P) A "well-rendered belch".