Why people like their pets

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megamind

Guest
Remember: In many ways, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less

2. Don’t ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don’t hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don’t smoke or drink

8. Don’t have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don’t want to wear your clothes

10. Don’t need a ‘gazillion’ dollars for college.

And finally,

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
 
R

reggae

Guest
Art, that's a good one!

BUT....I have seen a dog behind the wheel of a car (in a photo on this site)....and his name was "Pucci" ;)
 
G

GloBug

Guest
My daughter eats very little, she doesn't smoke, drink or have any friends that do drugs, and I didn't have to push out 7 kids all at the same time. I'll keep her.

That's not to say I don't intensely, incredibley, deeply "like" my dog, too. It's true, though, he doesn't ask for money like she does! It's the vet that asks for money like DD does!
 
C

conniecat

Guest
And pets are better than humans, too. You can legally have them altered so they don't stray!:lol
 
S

ShipMaven

Guest
...they stick close by when you're not feeling well (as in PLASTERED to your side)...
 
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