Thoughts that inspire

[old guy]

"Just remember where ever you go, there you are" Buckaroo Bonsai

 

[Flyingfish]

"Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth, deal with it." - George Carlin

 

[glo-ree-bee]

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.

Ann Landers

 

[Flyingfish]

"The Future Ain't What It Used To Be." - Yogi Berra

 

[red stripe]

when life gives you lemons.....

Make Limoncello! don't waste them on lemonade

 

[old guy]

"Remember where ever you go, there you are" Buckaroo Banzai

 

[glo-ree-bee]

The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Phyllis Diller

 

[Flyingfish]

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison, if it weren't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

 

[old guy]

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

 

[Flyingfish]

"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Teddy Roosevelt

 

[old guy]

"It ain't over till it's over" Yogi Berra

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Your beliefs don’t make you a better person. Your behaviour does”. — Shukhraj Dhillon

 

[old guy]

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please" Mark Twain

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Don't know the author but love this statement. “Your mind is a ship; it can sail across the universe as long as you don't allow negative thoughts to sink it.”

 

[old guy]

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West

 

[old guy]

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol - W C Fields

 

[Flyingfish]

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

 

[old guy]

Insanity- doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

 

[glo-ree-bee]

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. Anne Frank