Well, Mary Ann, we'll just all have to hope that the fleas of 20,000 camels infest the armpits (and other areas) of the wound specialist, and on top of that, we'll wish a massively cut knee upon him and let you assume his role. Wouldn't it be nice to remove staples from every part of his anatomy, after pouring vinegar on top of each one "to sterilize" each one? Do we need to find a voodoo doll for you in his image so that you can practice??? While we're at it, let's add a few fleas to the nurse for not answering phone calls? Yes, I know this isn't nice, but I see jerks like those two every day and there is absolutely no reason ANY medical professional, or for that matter, anyone, should behave in this manner. It is just plain NOT acceptable! I'm wondering if a letter (documentation, documentation, documentation) to the county and state Medical Societies might be a wise idea. Kudos to the terrorpists for being so kind to you, and please tell them how much it means to you for them to be that way.