Erik, can Mary Ann pick where the moose installs his horns???
Erik, can Mary Ann pick where the moose installs his horns???
I'll be very happy to direct the operation.
BTW, dinner tonight was Swedish meatballs but I don't think any moose gave up their lives...
The Middle East Plague and Pestilence Company is telling me that fleas are back ordered now, so they have offered me a Pest of the Day option. Today will be deer ticks, Thursday will be roaches, and Friday will be a large shoebox full of Oklahoma chiggers, all delivered to the wound specialist's office. A smaller box of each will be delievered to the nurse, of course. I'm trying to work out a sweet deal on Anopheles mosquitoes....all guaranteed to carry Plasmodium falciparum...none of the cheap stuff, as they deserve only the best of the worst!
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This was a FULL day today, and I was only helped back into bed a few minutes ago. I'm wiped out.
I was taken to the wound specialist this morning - 9:15am appointment. Although it's not my style, I'll hurl every expletive deleted I can think of (or that anyone can contribute) against him. He (unfortunately) has an excellent reputation in his field - but I'd like to tell him where to go and how quickly to get there. He has the personality of a coiled rattlesnake and the gentleness of a hippo walking over you. Even though I had taken a pain pill, cutting the packings off hurt like the dickens. He complained that the Ace bandage should have been further down on my foot, so I had no qualms telling him and his nurse that no one (doctors, nurses) could reach him - the way he had it wrapped was cutting off the circulation and they HAD to take action. He and his nurse said no one ever called - at which point I asked them to explain why I couldn't get through either. Silence. Since it had been ten days, he decided the staples could be removed. The pain was horrendous. I asked if they couldn't at least spray the area with Lidocaine to ease the pain. No. And they continued the torture. I was livid. I've had staples removed previously on my knees. Nothing ever remotely approached this.
On a happier note, I had my first PT and OT sessions today - several hours worth. They could not have been nicer! Yes, I'm sore but it's to be expected. The hospital-type bed feels comfy on my back!