Thoughts that inspire

[Flyingfish]

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some bad spots - Steve Allen

 

[glo-ree-bee]

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. ~ Charles Gordy

 

[Flyingfish]

When You Can Laugh At Yourself, No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You. - Joan Rivers

 

[bob]

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Alan Dundes

 

[Flyingfish]

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

 

[glo-ree-bee]

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." -Helen Keller

 

[bob]

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago... had they been within the reach of human hands. - Havelock Ellis

 

[Flyingfish]

If a television is a TV, shouldn't a telephone be a TP? just asking...

 

[bob]

Borrow money from pessimists-they don’t expect it back. - Steven Wright

 

[Flyingfish]

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Jack Benny

 

[bob]

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

 

[Flyingfish]

By The Time You Reach 80 You've Learned Everything, You Only Have To Remember It. - George Burns

 

[bob]

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

 

[glo-ree-bee]

"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."

- Phyllis Diller.

 

[Flyingfish]

I Was Educated Once, It Took Me Years To Get Over It . - Mark Twain

 

[bob]

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. - Will Rogers

 

[Flyingfish]

I'm No Cook, When I Want Lemon On Chicken I Spray It With Pledge - Joan Rivers

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Flip Wilson


"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

 

[Flyingfish]

The Future Ain't What It Used To Be - Yogi Berra