Thoughts that inspire

[bob]

I gave my cat a bath the other day...he loved it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that... Steve Martin

 

[Flyingfish]

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not From Me, But From Those I Look At. - Jackie Gleason

 

[bob]

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

 

[Flyingfish]

Stupid Is, As Stupid Does - Forrest Gump (kinda interesting statement, pertaining to the world today maybe?)

 

[bob]

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. - Will Rogers

 

[Flyingfish]

There Is Only One Good, Knowledge, And One Evil, Ignorance. - Socrates

 

[Flyingfish]

"Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength." - Teddy Roosevelt

 

[bob]

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

 

[Flyingfish]

"Remember, if people talk about you, it only means you're two steps ahead of them." - Fannie Flagg

 

[bob]

Love Mark Twain, have never seen this one before....
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain

 

[Flyingfish]

The More Things Are Forbidden, The More Popular They Become - Mark Twain

(I agree with you bob. Never saw that one either. Twain did have cats as pets. But you don't have
to have one to get Twain's meaning!)

 

[bob]

Diapers and politicians should be changed often and for the same reason - Mark Twain

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Charles M. Schulz

 

[Flyingfish]

Good One glo! Oops, I see the Fannie Flagg one should have read: If people talk about you behind your back ....


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein

 

[glo-ree-bee]

Yogi had so MANY funny quotes and observations. He always made me laugh. Here is one that I have repeated to some of my friends.

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t go to yours.” – Yogi Berra

 

[bob]

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

 

[glo-ree-bee]

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. the late great Yogi Berra

 

[Flyingfish]

I was telling my teenage granddaughter about Yogi Berra and some of his funny quotes. She was amazed Yogi Bear was quoted...

"Looking 50 is great - if you're 60" - Joan Rivers

 

[bob]

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

 

[glo-ree-bee]

This isn't a thought that inspires. I didn't particularly like Joan Rivers. She was caustic and rude but I must say --- she did say some funny things so that is why I am going to put in this quote of hers. There are many more but they can be very crude --- funny but crude. So here is a safe one!

I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Joan Rivers