an easy remidy is for any man wishing to visit the topless deck..... he must don a SPEEDO , or just go al naturale. Now THAT would decrease those crazy lurkers "no, no... sorry only speedos or nothing from this point and beyond, sir".
At times, I've found that deck too freaky for my husband to leave for a brief bathroom moment.
"yep, that's right, I've been laying here half naked for hours, just hoping you would wait for my husband to leave my side for a moment, so you could hit me with those award winning one liners of yours; with one of your eyes glued to my breasts and the other, fully cross eyed, searching for my husband to reappear."
not climbing the soap box further,
ok, I lied... ps, on a topless deck.... there REALLY ARE topless people... carnival has highly paid consultants that have veirfied this, as a fact. REALLY!
'nough said.