Sea Princess Ducks and DITs!!!

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nieciez

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[quote Mal D. Olive][size=medium]bOB.....it is simple......just increase the number by the difference, add enough to compensate for the offset and round up the nearest number and that should be enough![/size] [/quote]

:thumb Mal, that makes perfect sense to me....that's the formula we use for "Government Estimates" for our projects!
 
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bOB

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And Denise, that's exactly where we learned how to estimate, we just haven't gotten the costing down yet, we haven't been able to get $400 for anything.

Make a note Mal, hammers, we bring hammers, Denise will buy them....................
 
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JOHN(NJ)

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Okay I give up!!!!!!!!!!! Ther is NO way I can keep up with this thread. I WILL be on the cruise and will try to keep up !!!!!!!!!!!!
By the time I get ready to reply I'm at least a day behind. Sounds like a GREAT core group thats going,

I will try tp keep up, if not a big DUH is ok with me..................
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ShipMaven

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John - word to the wise (that eliminates bOB, Mal and Bruce). This is just the beginning. Wait til we get closer in to departure. Feathers and notes will REALLLLLLLLLLY be flying at supersonic speed.
 
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Corky

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Ok - can someone give me a Lined drawing of our Duck? The one with the little beanie hat and blue shirt? The one in our siggy's? And please don't ask why? I just need it. Okay!! :D

I saved the image, but when I explode it to a larger printable size, the pixels, are all in the way. I think that is what all of the square boxes are that make the Duck up.

Happy Sunday!!!
 
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Corky

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p.s. I need him at the position with his arms at his side and not the position with his arms outstretched. :)

Fingers crossed!!
 
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nieciez

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bOB, don't forget Leatherneck is a Government Contracting Officer with an warrent authority of $20,000,000.00....he can buy a LOT of hammers or anything else for that matter :lol Just don't want to read about it in the Washington Post.
 
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ShipMaven

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Denise - can Leatherneck get authority to increase his spending budget? A mere $20million won't cover the expense of DUCK STUFF.
 
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nieciez

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:lol Mary Ann, They've been known to increase the amount for "Special Circumstances" :lol
 
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ShipMaven

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Whew, Denise. I was worried. Doesn't take long to run up a $20million tab in Duck terms. :grin
 
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maw

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Well doesn't look like I missed much while internet had me shut out this morning--just a bunch of double talk--DIT's I think they have a special code book that we have to earn so these posts will make more sense. Have a fun day all you quackers!!!
 
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gram

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:wave :wave :wave


My Joe wants to know while we are on the cruise and Duck is on the menu is he allowed to order it? I will personally boycott Duck for dinner!

[large]QUACK! QUACK! QUACK![/large]
 
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nieciez

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[quote gram] Joe wants to know while we are on the cruise and Duck is on the menu is he allowed to order it?[/quote]

Good question Evie...that does seem cannibalistic =eek
 
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ShipMaven

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1) A word to the wise. Don't try to understand Duck Doublespeak. You'll become as QUACKERS as bOB, Mal and Bruce.

2) While I can't control what you eat, devouring duck would be cannibalistic.
 
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bOB

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Mal,
Forget Dinese, Bill, we go after Bill.........................

Contact Raul, we need pallets, not cases of hammers, $18 mil worth, wouldn't be right to take all his money.
I know he has a problem with dealing with the government so tell him we are giving them to Eskimos, one with
each refrigerator.
 
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ShipMaven

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Contact Raul??? How are we going to haul this stuff from south of the border to San Francisco - via Scottsdale? :dizzy

Oh geez - I can't believe I suggested that!
 
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JacquieP

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Speaking of duck feathers. I was up in the attic at my dad's house yesterday and picked up an old featheerbed that had been in the attic forever. The fabric came apart in a million pieces, so guess what's all over the attic now????!!! Ever tried to get a wet/dry vacuum up into an attic to clean up a billion duck feathers? I had to leave lots of them up there and stopped up the vacuum cleaner hose twice. The effort will be continued next weekend. Yes, unfortunately this is a true story. QUACK!!
 
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ShipMaven

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Jacquie - HOLD THOSE FEATHERS! I'll send bOB, Mal and Bruce for them immediately. :grin

I just love it when a plan falls in place so easily.
 
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bOB

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Gram, look at it this way, you are probably just eating a slow learner............................
 
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