Sea Princess Ducks and DITs!!!

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ShipMaven

Guest
Uh-oh. Jim, I think you just opened yourself up for a flood of DUCK-MATIC INDUSTRIES product offers represented by Mal D Enterprises!
 
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ShipMaven

Guest
I have seen several variations of this, but I immediately thought of a Mal D groaner, so I present this to you in Mal's behalf.



For those who dont understand the increased costs of health care
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
 
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Judi

Guest
There's been some hinting about "mystery guests" on this cruise and I just have to spill the beans. Here they are in all their glory.....

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maw

Guest
Quack Quack yes I heard that you really have to watch who shows up in the womens john -beautiful blonde hair but the legs may be hairy.
 
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Cruise cutie

Guest
=eek Mary Ann and Judi!!...not for any amount of money going to go there!!..:grin..

update on the Steeping 'cello report.AKA "Nectar of the Gods" ala Mal D. Olive Man....doing fabuloso, and it shall be a wrap by next Wed...the orangcello is ORANGE and the lemon is YELLOW.. now to finish off steeping and the final brew...:grin..I have several bosses/co-workers offering to be "taste testers"...
we shall see.. we have a conserve and serve mission however..=lolgang..Happy Thursday gang....Joanne
 
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Calgon1

Guest
Can do both. We can have a 'Happy Birthday Calgon' party under the Golden Gate with the Capricornids, Delta Aquarids and Perseids providing the mood lighting!
 
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