Sea Princess Ducks and DITs!!!

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Judi

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Mal.....[size=x-large]GET BACK TO WORK!!!!![/size] :nono :nono

Howdy all DDDs. I've been home two days with sinus/allergy krappe. The Doctor called in a prescription, so I'll start on that once I get it. :(
 
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ShipMaven

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[size=x-large]S Q U A W K!!! [/size] Where's the AFLAC Duck???


[quote Mal D. Olive][size=medium]So......
One day while I was working in my office, this duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got any duck
food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck food?" he asks
again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"[/size]

=quickgetaway =quickgetaway =quickgetaway[/quote]
 
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ShipMaven

Guest
Ahoy, Duck Crew. Well, I see Mal D is up to old tricks. :dizzy

Sis - sorry you're not feeling well. I, too, hope the meds will help quickly.

Denise - I sincerely hope all will go well for Leatherneck with his next procedure.

Nothing new to report here other than I'm having a busy day. I keep checking the hotels - still too early.

Have a QUACKY day everyone. <img src=http://www.uselessgraphics.com/duck-2.gif>
 
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Corky

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Judi - I hope you are better soon. Some how I missed the sinus infection this spring. I am not complaining. :D

Nieciez - I too wish good news for Leatherneck and I will be thinking of you all.

Shipmaven - Thanks for all of the hard work you are doing for us. I will speak for all DDD's and say that we truly appreciate it. :)
 
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Corky

Guest
And you do it so well, Shipmaven!

Ok gang - got the box of Duck stuff today that I ordered a week or so ago. Denny looked at it, said what's in the box, I showed him and he did this.... :dizzy and said you need.... :help so I of course... :lol
 
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suer182

Guest
Mal, IT's YOU !!!!!!

Judi-hope you feel better soon.

Mary Ann-you behave yourself !!!!!!!

Denise-hope all goes well with Leatherneck!!

Collen&Meghan-and you admit to knowing him ???????

Corky, wait till after the cruise and Denny will understand. Warren is almost as out of control as I am.
A few weeks ago, he saw a garage sale sign that said kids toys. He called me and told me to stop there on my way home from work and see if they have any duck #$%^, yah stuff.

He got himself into hot water with me the other night. As I was blasting him, with his puppy dog eyes(cause he knew he was wrong), he blurts out "wanna go look for duck stuff".

Besides, half the fun is the planning.

Everyone have a good night. I am off to Lovebugs travel soccer game, she is playing local tonight.
 
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Corky

Guest
Suer - Warren is a smart guy for sure - and a quick thinker to boot. Enjoy Lovebugs game and qQuack-quack...hope they win! :)
 
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ShipMaven

Guest
I've got an entire room reserved for DUCK CREW goodies. Of course, that doesn't include my personal and growing collection of quackers that are found in almost every room of the house! <img src=http://katiejeffreys.com/ducky/ducky16.gif>
 
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maw

Guest
Well look out Paw is finding all kinds of Duck things in the catalogs we get here. He wants to wait until we go to Branson before he orders. Jacquie and JK we may have our hands ful controling the guys looking for Ducks. Have a Quacky good day. Now off to housework think I needed a Mal joke to start my day.
 
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Tobyn

Guest
Okay Maw . . . Here you go . . .

Three ducks walk into a bar . . . . .the fourth one ducked.

[large]QUACK! QUACK! QUACK![/large]
 
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Cruise cutie

Guest
:worried.. we have created more Duck nuts.. MARK trolls the stores, and the net periodically.. he is :king of the finders of this stuff.. I have no qualms believeing we'll about own the airline that eventually gets us to San Francisco as I'll be hauling it all there via Vermont.. That and frozen Creamy Limonchello.. now up to treble batch size...:dizzy..

PRIORITIES .. you do realise..:grin..

Sistah Judi I am so in empathy on the sinuses deal..my flowers are all in gearing up for bloom mode but I am living on my decongestant..till about November I figure..=hug...never had these issues growing up in CT.. :(.. and living there again back home in later life either,VT however.=hammer.. and Mark suffers the same.. he moved from Colorado when he was 37.. now ever since.. VT kills his sinuses.. we ought to OWN Bristol Myers, Squibb.. the stock alone could support us in retirement..
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MAL you are SO bad... I fear from this malady we have that encompasses all ducks real and in person mode.. you are wacky fella...:grin..

QUACK QUACK QUACK .....Take care all..Joanne
 
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ShipMaven

Guest
DITS, you're doing Mama Duck proud. You're all getting wackier - or should I say QUACKIER - by the day!

I start out with PT first thing this morning, so I'll be achy right from the get-go! :dizzy

Have a good day, Duckies. <img src=http://www.sscorer.co.uk/Gifs/FlyingDuck.gif>
 
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Mal D. Olive

Guest
Good one Brother T.

And if that is not enough....

TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one sentence."

JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail." :thumb



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